Chez fancy

but I thought I WAS the Beyonce Several things.

1. The Great Asparagus Question reared its ugly head AGAIN this weekend. My mother called to talk about vegetables. Specifically, you know how asparagus makes your pee smell, yes? Well, my mother called to inform me that this was a genetic trait. Which is all very well and good, but I what I want to know is whether it is genetic that YOUR URINE IS SMELLY, or genetic that YOU CAN SMELL IT.

2. Why are there not more babies named �R.�? Because it is a belief held by many, not just myself, that R. Kelly is responsible for more conceptions than anything/anyone else in the modern world.

3. If I had one karaoke song to do right this minute, it would be a striking rendition of �Careless Whisper� by Wham.

4. This weekend was a good time, it involved outlet malls, several rounds of �Name that Animal,� a good deal of exclamation over TR�s love for Shakira, several cran-and-vodkas and venti coffees, a rousing game of catch at the park, and a really good �Simpsons� about Homer on the Chronic. (Gregory Peck! Ha!)

5. If you were fleeing nuclear holocaust/a second term with G.W. Bush and could only take one mix tape with 15 songs on it and one book, which 15 songs and which book would they be?

1. Lilac Wine- Jeff Buckley
2. Paint By Numbers- Self
3. All Nite Diner- Modest Mouse
4. Crazy- Patsy Cline
5. Guitar Strings and Foolish Things- the Cash Brothers
6. Lovin In My Babys Eyes- Taj Mahal
7. Kiss them For Me- Siouxsie and the Banshees
8. Six Different Ways- The Cure
9. New Madrid- Uncle Tupelo
10. Monkeys Gone to Heaven- the Pixies
11. Sweet Thing- Van Morrison
12. Kimberly Austin- Porno for Pyros
13. Something by Wilco, Like �Passenger Side� or �Dreamer in my Dreams� or �Casino Queen�
14. Silver Dagger- Dolly Parton
15. The City- Dismemberment Plan

This, granted, changes everyday.

And, does not factor in Tony Toni Tone, Jodeci, or Outkast; or Prince.

OR anything by Tina Yothers or Crispin Glover.

Book: Babysitters Club.

PS, My love for Patsy Cline is immortal! And, southwest d�cor strikes a respectable fear in my heart!

2 Responses to “Chez fancy”


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    elle

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