WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Washington DC
WHERE WOULD YOU RATHER LIVE? I am quite content here. I wouldn’t mind Boston or Chicago. I might actually consider Brooklyn. But that’s just kinda cliche these days.
WHERE WOULD YOU *NOT* LIVE? in the south or the midwest – it’s just not me.
WHAT READING MATERIAL IS ON YOUR TOILET? i look out the window at the people who go to the college. or the shampoo bottles.
WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? when i had my W.N.B. (wedding nervous breakdown)
SIZE, OR TECHNIQUE? it depends what we’re talking about
WHAT BORES YOU? people who have no passions
WHAT DO YOU FEAR? religious people
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOUR BROCCOLI STEMS? (AND IS YOUR THERAPIST AWARE OF THIS?) what you wouldn’t do with them
NAME ONE SUBJECT YOU HAVE NEVER BROACHED WITH YOUR PARENTS: me and my parents have talked about pretty much everything at some point in my life – they rule
HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX FOR MONEY OR PRIZES? depends on the prize.
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR OWN MORTALITY? i made a deal with the devil a long time ago
WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC? it’s gotta have soul – and it can be electronic
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK ANYONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT KNOWING WHAT YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC IS? who said anyone did