Heidi Always Has The Best Polls

1. If I were a month, I would be: October
2. If I were a day of the week, I would be: Saturday
3. If I were a time of day, I would be: 2 a.m.
4. If I were a planet, I would be: Mars
5. If I were a sea animal, I would be: Some flying animal
6. If I were a direction, I would be: Northeast
7. If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: Chez Lounge
8. If I were a sin, I would be: Whatever
9. If I were a historical figure, I would be: Ben Franklin
10. If I were a liquid, I would be: Water
11. If I were a stone, I would be: Something green
12. If I were a tree, I would be: Evergreen
13. If I were a bird, I would be: One that travels large distances
14. If I were a tool, I would be: Biscuit Joiner
15. If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Daisy
16. If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Overcast and wet
17. If I were a musical instrument, I would be: Theremin or harpsichord
18. If I were an animal, I would be: A flying one
19. If I were a color, I would be: Green or orange
20. If I were an emotion, I would be: Honky Tonk!
21. If I were a vegetable, I would be: Is corn a vegetable?
22. If I were a sound, I would be: 18.5khz
23. If I were an element, I would be: An isotope
24. If I were a car, I would be: and old Volvo
25. If I were a song, I would be: Rockit by Herbie Hancock
26. If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Stanley Kubrick
27. If I were a book, I would be written by: Maurice Sendak
28. If I were a food, I would be: Cookie
29. If I were a place, I would be: Boston
30. If I were a material, I would be: Cotton
31. If I were a taste, I would be: Sweet and Salty
32. If I were a scent, I would be: Vanilla or baby powder
33. If I were a word, I would be: Excellent
34. If I were a body part, I would be: Booty
35. If I were a facial expression, I would be: Smile
36. If I were a subject in school, I would be: Music or electronics
37. If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Dilbert?
38. If I were a shape, I would be: Parallelogram

I AM: Mat.
I WANT: to be finished with my studio.
I HAVE: no water right now while the plumber is here.
I WISH: we were on our honeymoon now.
I HATE: changing the cat litter.
I MISS: certain frequencies.
I FEAR: loss.
I HEAR: Yerba Buena.
I WONDER: When we’ll quit our 9-5s.
I REGRET: little.
I LOVE: Sound.
I ACHE: in my left arm.
I ALWAYS: listen to much.
I AM NOT: in the music industry really anymore.
I DANCE: with Emily.
I SING: more than I should.
I CRY: when the frequencies are right.
I WRITE: but I don’t like to.
I WIN: so there.
I LOSE: so there.
I CONFUSE: more than Ruby.
I NEED: to clean myself.
I SHOULD: be sleeping at 10.30am.
I SHAKE: my bon bon.

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