love the mullet man

colin loves the mullet manWhat event altered your world? Having a dream watching my mother fall out a window and watching her die. That gave me much appreciation for her at age 8. I still have that dream to this day.

What was the last meaningful thing you did? Feel.

What is your favorite movie and why? 2001. Art and Film, what two better ingredients to mix.

Have you ever had to leave someone that you loved across the country? Yes.

How do you make and stay friends with someone? Damned if I know.

What color describes your personality best and why this color? Green, cos it’s not easy being green.

If you could have one superpower, what would it be? To fly.

Who are your heroes? Frank Zappa. Leon Termin.

Who are you? Mat

How does racism affect your life? Ignorance makes me sad.

What is the most important thing you have learned? To forgive. And to stay far from the south.

Do you have any bad habits? Addictive Personality & I bite my nails. I also like shitty coffee.

To whom do you pray and what do you pray for? I pray to no one.

Tell me about your first love. It was real. Her name was Zut. I still love her dearly.

Tell me about your first date. It was fall of 1991. I dont ever recall the standard date, per se. We both didnt drive and we were both pretty nieve. I think we just went out after football games and watched John Cusack movies and made out.

Tell me about your best date. I’ve never really had many “dates” per se. Does anyone anymore? Ask me out on one, and maybe someday you’re name will appear here.

Tell me about your worst date. See above, but if I had to narrow it down, i am sure it took place in Tennessee.

What do you wish you could tell your parents? Nothing really, they know most everything about me.

What do you wish you could ask your parents? What drugs they did in the 60s.

What is your philosophy on life? What a vague question.

What is the strangest thing that ever happened to you? Living a dream. And failing music theory & DC electronics. The later, in college.

What is the most ridiculous thing you have ever heard? Certain animals sounds pretty damn funny. Makes me laugh sometimes. A lot of pop music is pretty ridiculous. And a lot of make up on girls is pretty ridiculous. Unless you’re really ugly. Then you just look like a clown.

What is the main rule in your house? Don’t touch my stereo.

What is the hardest thing about growing up? Learning to tell the other kids to Fuck Off and to be an individual.

If there was an instruction manual for everyday living, what should be included? Pot. And how to do your taxes.

What is the one thing you would not do, no matter how much money you were offered? Kill.

What thoughts keep you awake at night? Love.

What has been your most embarrassing moment? Lip syncing to Billy Idol’s cover of Mony Mony in 4th Grade. And yes, there is a video. No, you will never see it.

What is your favorite thing to do? Create.

What is a friend? Someone who is strong.

What do you want to be when you grow up? A taxi driver

What book or author has influenced your life? Yamaha’s Sound Reinforcement Handbook. I dont read much. I like Prince biographies and techy stuff.

What is the most daring thing you have ever done? Started a record label. Kissed a girl.

What has been your biggest decision in the past year? To not have regret.

What has been the defining point of your life? Love.

What is the best advice you have ever been given? Cum Salis. Which means “with a grain of salt”

What is the worst advice you have ever been given? “Go buy it, you’ll love it”

What would your biographer say about you? Mecum Venias! Locum celebritatis popularis, rem singularem, tibi monstrabo.

What is a complete waste of your time? Regret. People who don’t care and are unmotivated.

What do you wish someone had told you before you found out for yourself? Dont leave.

What is the one thing you regret the most? Not holding on to my first love.

What personal talent or accomplishment makes you feel proud? Touching my toungue to my nose. I am a master. Learning to play the Theremin. Sorta.

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