I Laid Down And Took It

One afternoon, my friend and I went to the zoo to see my favorite animals, the turtles. As we approached them, I noticed that one of the turtles seemed to be climbing over another turtle.

“That turtle is going to be crushed!” I said to my boyfriend.
“No, that turtle is going to get fucked,” he said.

About that time, a small family noticed the same two turtles, and the father evidently came to the same conclusion as my boyfriend, but he was a little more vocal about it.

He said to the turtle:

“Lay down and take it, girl! Lay down and take it!”

As told by Feetnik.

Hence the Turtle Humping graphic.

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