But honey, I’m rich on personality

I just got an email from my best friend Amy. Here is a clip:

I’m PUBLISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I found out this AM. The article [is] on alginates effect on murine peritoneal macrophages… WHOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. My name in print.

So two things went through my head after I congratulated her and realized the only words I understood from the title of her paper were “Effect” and “On”. And I probably couldn’t define “effect” either.

#1: A large percentage of my friends are geeks and I take pride in it.
#2: I want to be a Doctor.

Actually I just want to be called “Docta Mat”. And that just reminds me of the Prince song “Baby, I’m A Star” when he yells, “DOCTAaaaa” right before the signature Matt Fink synth solo, which has always made me cringe. Not the solo, but the introduction.

This run-on sentence is brought to you today by the letters, “Kit Kat”

#3: Control Prince obsession.

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