Basic Instinct 2

Basic Instinct 2? Are you kidding me? Why oh why would anyone in their right mind sign up for this movie? Sharon Stone has got to have shit for brains for doing this sequel. I couldn’t fathom why she would do it. I guess I could. She did do the first one. It was doomed from the start. It’s like stop, do not go: I suck. Kill my already over the hill career right now.

Remind me. Was the first one that good? I don’t remember it being that good. Even the snatch shot was pretty mild and way hyped beyond belief. Ooooh, a vagina. Groundbreaking!

In other movie news, Capote was pretty good. I recommend it.

Favorite line from the movie:

Nelle Harper Lee: How did you like the movie? [To Kill a Mockingbird]
Truman Capote: [Mutters to himself later] I don’t see what all the fuss is about.

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