Dear Mother Nature,
I am no meteorologist, as much as I’d love to be. But what the fuck is up with it being 60°F and it’s not even noon? The forecast actually calls for 71°F here in downtown Baltimore. Something is not right. I think Al Gore is on to something here. El Niño my ass. I can almost remember the days of 4 distinct seasons. Can you? This is the east coast, not friggin’ southern California.
I am pissed. I feel cheated.
Smooches.
Me, too! If I wanted this kind of weather, i would have stayed in Texas!
60? What u complainin’ about? LOL.