Matology

I am a thief. Thanks Erin.

TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer? some flowers or weeds. came with osx.
Q. How many televisions you have in your house? 1. 19″ CRT. On a cart so it can be wheeled in to the closet.

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed? left
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body? no, other than hair
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted? the hammond organ or the console furniture
Q. Have you ever been knocked out? no

BULLSHITOLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? no, but sorta yes
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to? I can and did change my name
Q. What colour do you think looks best on you? plaid? is that a color?
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item? i used to eat fast food a lot

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? i dont need money
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? no
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000? i’d consder it, any offers?
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? probably
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000? probably not
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? nope

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket? buck knife, cell phone
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good film? i thought it was funny
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house? hardwood
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower? stand. people sit in showers?
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own? 1

LASTOLOGY

Q: Last person who texted you? i don’t text
Q: Last person who called you? Diane
Q: Person you hugged? Lily

FAVOURITOLOGY

Q: Number? 6, I am fond of evil
Q: Season? fall
Q: Colour? orange

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone? yeah, sure
Q: Mood? morning. eh.
Q: Listening to? this new Prince show
Q: Watching? my MacBook
Q: Worrying about? routing my goddam mixer
Q: Wearing? jeans, t-shirt

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning? to take Frankie for a walk/move the car
Q: What can you not wait to do? get back to the Studio
Q: Do you smile often? probably more than i should
Q: Are you a friendly person? sometimes.

1 Response to “Matology”


  • gosh, I came to fessup that I cribbed this to my blog and whew!doggies, I like your vaccination riff thing.

    Yes and yes. And I like that you don’t need a thousand dollars to kiss a boy. nice.
    xx

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