paula zahn and her collagen lips of love

Traycard-Exterior Proof (10k image)When Emily lived in Baltimore and i first started staying over at her place, her cat Lulu (the slightly overweight one) would be quarantined out of the bedroom so i could have a decent night’s sleep sans pools of snot. Then the whining and crying began. Lulu is pretty much a unconcerned bitch. Any human who acted like that would be pinned a diva, a fucking pain in the ass, needy, and a snob, but because she’s a cat and is fury it’s excusable. It’s a fucking scam. I still don’t understand that with cats. Dogs, it’s understandable, but fucking shit, at least you can train a dog to not whine and just in general not be annoying. So anyways, last night i stayed up finishing up loose ends with MONSiii and didn’t get in to bed until 2am. Not a big deal. When i finally got to bed and started actually going to sleep, Lulu became “Mrs. Fucking Bitch.” Just like she was in Baltimore. She wouldn’t stop whining and crying and being a complete and utter nuisance. So all in all, i might have slept around 2 continuous hours last night. Now i am going to drive to New York City and then go to a few random parties and prolly be up way to late with complete strangers. Fun. Goddamn, why cant Trans Am be a little loyal and play some DC for New Years. It’s a fucking scam and I am going to put Lulu out of her goddamn misery soon. Cats are so fucking worthless and ungrateful. However I do give some credit to Mulligan. She’s can be very fun sometimes and quite loving. But anyways, i digress.

So the end of December has notably become the time of reunion. All my friends come back from undergrad and grad school. All my friends come back from their new homes to see their family and friends. It’s a great time of the year for me when I get to see my friends who moved away through the years and catch up. So Sunday I was supposed to see Jamie and Lisa. Jamie had to bail because he got Redskin’s tickets so it was ok. And i see him through the year anyways when he’s down from Portland. But i got to hang with Lisa for a few hours while she was in town. It was nice and all old school hanging at the diner. That place never gets old to me and their turkey burger is pretty killer. Then last night I went out with Jessie. To my dismay, she hadn’t ever been to the lovely Takoma Park so I took her to Mark’s Kitchen. That place rocks. Granted I saw Jessie last summer so it hadn’t been that long a time for not seeing her, but we totally caught up on all our silly gossip and family traumas. December is a good month. I also seem to have really good poohs during this season. It must be the abundance of the goys food that’s just goes right through you…

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