i think your creamy goodness just got absorbed in me

yuan fu’s and amf bowling via mat’s birthday:: rockville, md
12jan2002


Addy and Korinne:: I bet he downloads lots of porn


Korinne:: I kinda wanna be downloading porn too


Emily and Amy:: I wonder who wants to sleep with us most?


Zac and Zander:: I wonder who wants to sniff my finger?


Mat:: Thuper!


Emily:: I am special.


Yuan Fu’s:: the food.


We bowl


Zander:: What a vixen!


Mat:: I am a professional.


Emily:: Is that a middle finger?


Morgan:: You will LOVE my dog.


Zac:: I AM a webmaster, you see.


Zander:: Baby, touch it one more time.


Zac:: Yeah, and i am a Sagittarius and I like string beans.


Mat:: I am a Capricorn and I like tummies.


We’re just white trash


Emily:: I am so special it hurts.


Emily and Mat:: Oompa Loompa Mat


Morgan and Mat


Mat and Emily:: BOOBIES!


Mat:: I can run.


Morgan and Mat:: suckers!


Zac and dog:: Woah, someone got head!


Mat and Emily:: “I’ve been in more laps than a napkin.” -Mae West

1 Response to “i think your creamy goodness just got absorbed in me”


  • MEH! FUN EVERYWHERE, and no me involved! poooh. pooh. pooh. Sorry I couldn’t make it, I rilly wanted to be there and bowl my littel heart away. Happy birfday lil’ Mat.

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