the idiot

mat's view of abstract impressionismI am of the belief that i need new hobbies.

I am of the belief that it’s getting cold here in DC and i am loving it more each day as the leaves change.

I am of the belief that since it’s cold and you can’t open windows in the house and due to the fact that the inside of the house is getting painted, i feel stoned almost all day.

I am of the belief that Ben Stiller is one funny Jewish man!

I am of the belief that more than half of his jokes are not understood by goyim.

I am of the belief that the checkout people in Best Buy suck my booty in a BADDDDDDD (yes, 7 D’s) way.

I am of the belief that Iggy Pop (either covered in peanut butter or not) is one of the coolest men alive.

I am of the belief that I will record another album this fall. It won’t be a christmas sing-a-long CD, but will have lots of theremin and vocoders.

I am of the belief that I have quit smoking too many times.

I am of the belief that I miss my childhood.

I am of the belief that I need to rock in a band sooner than later. Maybe thursday?!

I am of the belief that Soul Coughing should get back together for a New Years show in my basement.

I am of the belief that this is ending now.

1 Response to “the idiot”


  • I am of the belief that sleep is way under rated
    *that it’s a damn shame men are intimidated by vibrators
    *that jcrew should give me new free sweaters every fall
    *that B should ask me to marry him.

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