knoxville seems even more mediocre than it used to

i know PERL! - doll (10k image)NAME 4 BAD HABITS YOU HAVE:
* nail biting
* i judge, but i can, cos i am better than you
* flossing not so regularly
* taking photographs

NAME 4 PEOPLE CURRENTLY ON YOUR BAD SIDE:
* bush
* racists
* people who dont reply
* “30”

NAME 4 THINGS YOU’D NEVER WEAR:
* a fur
* nike shoes or gear
* your fucking politics
* a bandana

NAME 4 ANIMALS YOU LIKE:
* weimeraner dogs or any dog for that matter
* frogs
* guinne pigs
* wolfs

NAME 4 TV SHOWS YOU LOVE:
* The Obsournes
* Melrose Place
* I dont watch enough TV to have 4

NAME 4 CELEBRITIES YOU DON’T LIKE:
* Puff Daddy
* Ben Lee
* Joan Rivers
* Woody Allen

NAME 4 DRINKS YOU REGULARLY DRINK:
* chocolate soymilk
* Lactaid milk
* sprite
* orange juice

NAME 4 RANDOM FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF:
* i have curly hair when short
* i play the piano
* i wear 5 rings on 4 fingers
* i am terrified to travel (even before all this recent shit)

NAME 4 RANDOM FACTS ABOUT YOUR FAMILY:
* me, my sister and my 2 cousins are all left handed
* my father was in the vietnam war
* my mother’s father was a pharmacist
* my sister co-wrote the pilot for what became 90210

RIGHT NOW
– wearing: bellbottom jeans, Do You Know Me? Tshirt, white baby socks, solomon shoes
– music: “The Heavenly Music Corporation” by Brian Eno and Robert Fripp
– thinking of: not being at work
– feeling: like taking a pooh

LAST THING I…
– bought: it wasnt for me
– did: designed a “What Would Joan Jett Do” t-shirt
– read: dustin’s website
– watched on tv: Queer As Folk pilots with Emily

WHO DO YOU WANT TO…
– kill: no one
– hear from: no one
– look like: no one
– be like: no one

FAVORITE
– food: vegetarian or vegan
– drink: odwala’s future shake
– color: purple
– shoes: yellow/orange puma
– site: joanjeff.com
– song: “blaze of glory” by jon bon jovi
– vegetable: broccoli
– fruit: oranges

LASTS
– last movie you saw: thin red line
– last movie you saw on the big screen: gosford park
– last thing you had to drink: green tea
– last thing you ate: vegetarian chicken and cashews
– last time you showered: 8am, today
– last time you cried: whenever that african dance thing was a few weeks ago
– last time you smiled: 30 seconds ago
– last time you laughed: 30 seconds ago
– last person you hugged: emily, this morning
– last person you kissed: emily, this morning
– last thing you said: how do you spell broccoli?
– last person you talked to online: laura
– last person you talked to on the phone: mike at work
– last thing you smelled: the apple starburst candy

DO YOU…
– smoke: sometimes
– do drugs: nope, drugs are badd
– drink: some beers and white wines
– have a crush: a few
– have a boyfriend/girlfriend: yup
– believe there is life on other planets: yes
– read the newspaper: sure
– have any gay or lesbian friends: of course
– consider police a friend or foe: neither, it’s their job
– have a favorite Stooge: moe?
– believe in astrology: sort of
– believe in magic: nope
– hate yourself: nope

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