women’s rights

Woman Pesters Ex-Lover with 1,000 Calls a Day
HONG KONG (Reuters) – A jilted Hong Kong woman pestered her former lover with more than 1,000 phone calls a day for three years, a local newspaper reported Monday. The nuisance calls began in 1997 when the married man, identified only as Cheung, refused the woman’s pleas to live together, the Apple Daily newspaper reported Monday. Unable to cope under the barrage of calls, the man switched jobs and changed his telephone, mobile and pager numbers in 1999. But the woman found out the new numbers and resumed her calls a year later, topping it with another 500 faxes a day. The two came to blows on New Year’s day this year, when the woman presented herself at Cheung’s home to demand money. Cheung was later arrested and released on bail when the woman complained to police saying he had hit and intimidated her. Police were not immediately available for comment.

I want to meet this woman. She’s crazy! Actually, this story just solidifies my theory that women, in general (yes, this is a generalization) are crazy. Nuts. This is why I’m all for woman’s rights. I think we’re all bad in the head. If we were in charge, things would be so much more fun. And, lets face it—crazy people make a lot of sense sometimes. The really, truly crazy people I know make a lot more sense than the normal, boring people I know. I buy into that conspiracy theory shit sometimes. Yeah, you heard me. (We never really walked on the moon in the 1960s. We just wanted to look like we beat out the USSR. Where was all the engine noise on those tapes? I blame my friend Ryan for starting me on that. He’s not a woman, but he did wear “capri pants” one time. Close enough. That makes him an honorary crazyperson/female.)

I bet she’s fun to hang out with. People completely whacked out of their head always are. Of course, until you didn’t want to be friends anymore. Then it would get bothersome. 1,000 calls a day bothersome. I bet conversations with her are highly amusing though. (Partly amusing since she’d speak Chinese and I wouldn’t understand, ha ha, but that’s besides the point.) Wow. Wow wow wow. 500 faxes a day? This woman must have a job like mine. Or like my friends. Christ.

PS I was recently informed that today (or was it yesterday?) is National “Hoodie Hoo” day. People are supposed to come outside and yell “Hoodie HOO!” at the top of their lungs to “scare winter away.” I don’t know if that would scare me away, but it would make me laugh. So all you conformists out there, go do this! Women, go out and do this! Give me a giggle.

I bet “National Hoodie Hoo” was invented by a 35 year old single, slightly overweight receptionist with a bad bleached-out perm and pink framed glasses who collects Beanie babies and appliques her own sweatshirts with pictures of cats. And embellishes her Keds with the Bedazzler she bought on QVC. I bet her and this Chinese lady would get along spectacularly. Grrl Power. All kidding aside, women rock. I know Mat would agree. Anything with boobies. Except Celine Dion.

2 Responses to “women’s rights”

  • I first heard the phrase “hootie hoo!” used as a WCW`s wrestler`s catchphrase almost two years ago, then it was a Master P-related song.

    Celine Dion is beyond human, she is that which is evil and indecent.


    happy hootie to all.


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