Monthly Archive for January, 2002

this is brea (friend of emily’s)

plaid (7k image)Today was the tryouts for being the guitarist for Limp Bizkit. Me and Kranias talked about it and how much of a scam it was.

#1 Fred is getting paid to do his auditions at all the Guitar Centers in America.
#2 He’s getting paid for basically traveling everywhere
#3 Normally this would be acceptable except for the fact he’s not even “performing”
#4 He’s not even a musician
#5 Getting in to AFTRA would even be pushing it
#6 His band is called “Limp Bizkit”
#7 He is getting free publicity from the TV, The Trades and Radio
#8 What a wanker

Last night Emily came over. We all had dinner with the fam. My Mother had almost 2 glasses of wine. She actually played it off pretty good, but she was pretty drunk I think. Then after dinner we headed to Best Buys to return a Filter that didnt fit on my digital camera. After that we went Fresh Fields to get some Future Drinks. This was a Soy Milk, Mango, Chocolate and Banana drink. Yum! After Fresh Fields Emily was waxing to look at her newly purchased MAC, so we checked out those for a bit and I got some new CD-Rs. Then we just came back and watched TV for a bit. Law and Order I think.

wanna get nekkid together on sat?

This weekend I think we’re going to the aquarium. And we are doing a nude/semi-nude photoshoot for one of Emily’s friends. Speaking of nudes, my Mother really likes this one shot of Emily I took. Yes, it’s semi-nude and yes it’s now on the refridgerator. Well shit. Now i am wondering what a semi-nude actually is. There is definately no cooch. There are boobies, but no nipples and it’s shot in the bathroom. You can tell she’s nekkid, but you cant really see “anything.” Still, kinda bizzare, but kinda cool at the same time.

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wait, you can make a baby?

matbaby (10k image)From: Rose, Shelley
Sent: Thursday, January 31, 2002 3:28 PM
To: ICM’s
Cc: L, Mark
Subject: Meeting Cancelled

Tomorrows internet meeting is cancelled due to the WMZQ Radiothon…thanks!


From: Hartz, Brian
Sent: Thursday, January 31, 2002 3:45 PM
To: Rose, Shelley; ICM’s
Cc: L, Mark
Subject: RE: Meeting Cancelled

oh, DANG IT ALL!!!! Oh, the HUMANITY!!!!!!!


From: Mat
Sent: Thursday, January 31, 2002 3:47 PM
To: Hartz, Brian; Rose, Shelley; ICM’s
Cc: L, Mark
Subject: RE: Meeting Cancelled

does that mean we can all come in at noon?

PARTY!

Like in 3rd grade when the teacher left the room, we’d all just on the desks and yell “oh yeah!!! the teacher’s gone….PARTY!!!”
then we’d all look at each other and go “uh….what’s next?!”

woo!

Mat


From: Laura
Sent: Thursday, January 31, 2002 3:48 PM
To: Mat; Hartz, Brian; Rose, Shelley; ICM’s
Cc: L., Mark
Subject: RE: Meeting Cancelled

NO, it means you are all free to come to the doctor with me and see the baby….


From: Mat
Sent: Thursday, January 31, 2002 3:48 PM
To: Laura; Hartz, Brian; Rose, Shelley; ICM’s
Cc: L., Mark
Subject: RE: Meeting Cancelled

you mean OUR baby?


From: Hartz, Brian
Sent: Thursday, January 31, 2002 3:48 PM
To: Mat; Laura; Rose, Shelley; ICM’s
Cc: L., Mark
Subject: RE: Meeting Cancelled

and the plot thickens…


From: Dua, Lara
Sent: Thursday, January 31, 2002 3:49 PM
To: Hartz, Brian; Mat; Laura; Rose, Shelley; ICM’s
Cc: L., Mark
Subject: RE: Meeting Cancelled

maybe now’s not a good time to mention that I’m late….


From: Laura
Sent: Thursday, January 31, 2002 3:49 PM
To: Dua, Lara; Hartz, Brian; Mat; Rose, Shelley; ICM’s
Cc: L., Mark
Subject: RE: Meeting Cancelled

Dammit Brian!!!


From: Hartz, Brian
Sent: Thursday, January 31, 2002 3:50 PM
To: Laura; Dua, Lara; Mat; Rose, Shelley; ICM’s
Cc: L., Mark
Subject: RE: Meeting Cancelled

She meant for the meeting, silly!

I hope….


From: Dua, Lara
Sent: Thursday, January 31, 2002 3:49 PM
To: Hartz, Brian; Mat; Laura; Rose, Shelley; ICM’s
Cc: L., Mark
Subject: RE: Meeting Cancelled

you WISH

sometimes my eyes burn from seeing too much

god she's so hot...and confident and tall and red and unrealistic and all that other crap....donna (14k image)Today is my one year anniversary with DC101. Holy shit. Fucking rocks. And I still love my job. Just need to work on that raise. And since I am the originator of theft on the internet:

10 Years Ago…
Sight: mat putting up home-made jane’s addiction posters in the halls of high school
Smell: oxy-10, right guard, newports
Taste: carrots, genevieve, julie, sarah
Sound: barking
Touch: breasts
Best: marching band, kissing under the bleachers, going to dc when i was supposed to be in class, tower
Worst: my fashion sense in 9th grade (ie. mickey mouse hat)
Memory: wanting to play french horn, being horrified of john vennor and his 500 pairs of jeans
Person: greg, karin, gen, russ, jordon
Song: “Then She Did” by Jane’s Addiction, “Dont Stop Believin'” by Journey, “I Feel For You” by Prince

5 Years Ago…
Sight: purple/black&white tights, nail polish, eyeliner, jean shorts, dental floss
Smell: pot & bong water, bar
Taste: pot, new england
Sound: trees, cold, soul coughing
Touch: big breasts, numb
Best: freedom, recording, learning, drugs
Worst: love
Memory: going to so many beautiful places in new england
Song: “Saturday Night” by Ned’s Atomic Dustbin, “ABC” by Jackson 5, “Your Mom Is So Fat” by the Pharcyde, “Down to This” by Soul Coughig, anything by Luscious Jackson or Phish

3 Years Ago…
Sight: the boro with theremin, the begining of MONS
Smell: tennessee trash, Gabe
Taste: white zinfandel, stephanie’s cats
Sound: major barking
Touch: solder
Worst: drugs
Memory: driving with feets, moving three times, stephanie and her sex-ca-pades
Person: feets, gabe, stephanie, willie, joe, kelly
Song: Prince, Zappa, Soul Coughing, The Beatles, anything with Johnny Machine on drums

1 Year Ago…
Sight: Skylab and finishing MONS III, digital camera
Smell: philly, frozen new york piss, my new DC101 office
Taste: Yuan Fu’s
Sound: no more metro, 495, lots of rock music
Touch: gelly mouse pads, jp-8000, solder
Best: created works
Worst: social life
Memory: she didnt have an eating disorder? lots of aimless driving, sitting, mons
Person: awapy, kranias, korinne, kristen, daniel, scott, nj jessica
Song: “Another Lonely Christmas” by Prince

1 Month Ago…
Sight: foxy pants, browns, cream, orange
Smell: baltimore, cats, vanilla, beauty
Taste: tofu, chocolate, peanut butter
Sound: trains, sirens, loud air conditioning, lulu
Touch: down comforter, soft skin, froggy
Best: emails that explained things, someone to watch TV with
Worst: not having this years ago, allergies
Memory: “ok, i cant take it anymore”
Person: korinne, laura, lara, brian, emily, allison
Song: “TNT” by Tortoise, anything my the New Deal or Brian Eno

1 Week Ago…
Sight: John Chapman
Smell: my new froggy’s poo
Taste: orange soda
Sound: dave matthews band
Touch: barbie doll sculptures
Best: year
Worst: floor
Person: dinner with the moms
Song: Anything my Johnny Cash

Yesterday…
Sight: The Sims
Smell: emily, mom’s matzoh ball soup permeating thru the house
Taste: honey cake
Sound: man holding up women in 7-11 with knife
Touch: belly
Best: dinner
Worst: saying someone was being tacky
Person: lara (we had a lunch “date”)
Memory: yelling
Song: Michael Penn

Today…
Sight: the pootie tang jar
Smell: office
Taste: bottle caps candy
Sound: elliot and shock
Touch: plastic
Best: Fred Dusrt was in town?
Worst: my neck hurts
Memory: I’v been here a year. I still have a job!
Song: “If You C Jordan” by Something Corporate