Monthly Archive for July, 2002

but i am my own boyfriend, i’d be cheating on myself

phonewall jackson (7k image)Last Friday:: Got up at 6.30am to the sound of Nan singing me and Emily to a crazed and angry stuper. Then had Emily’s Father come in and say “get up” or something to that notion. Eventually we all packed in the car and headed for Canton, OH. Bob talked a lot. I taped a lot of it via my green/yellow minidisc. I didnt get sick. Or as sick as i had planned. Bob did give me those cool ass wrist bands to excite my pressure points and help me from puking. I think i am going to single handedly bring back wrist bands. hell yeah. Friday night we went to the Luau for the Wedding Rehearsal Dinner. We sat with the Pastor or something. He really liked Jesus. And talked a little about those books with Nan and Bob.

Saturday:: Me and Emily tried to go to the pool at the country club/pool (I’ve never seen so many white peoeple in one place before.) But it was overcast and a little too chilly so we only got ankle deep in the water. The party was extravagant and catered to 400 people, but right out of a wedding magazine. But the kicker was the fact that the groom put us with all his frat boy friends from college. We thought it was a mean joke. I guess we were just leftovers.

Sunday:: We drove back and watched Kris puke a lot. Bob really got a kick out of that. Bob trips me up. We talked a lot about Alan Freed and the history of radio and the breakthrough of rock and roll in mainstream radio. I dont think he realized i’ve been studying this for over 10 years on my own and got a degree in Music Business/Recording Industry. Still much fun was had last weekend even though i’ve decided that Ohio people are one of the most silly people next to Tennesseans. They still get the prize. And yeah, i am full myself, but i deserve it. Be full of yourself. You’ll feel better and people like you when you are full of yourself. But only if you invented the internet. Or was that AOL? Fuck Bush and Regan. Idiots. Learn to delegate, like a real woman.

get the gun, get the gun…shoot shoot shoot

korinne_half (11k image)1. CURRENT LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: professional housesitter

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Kiss and Sell by C. K. Lendt

3. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? my mouse

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? trival pursuit 80s edition

5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE? tape op

6. FAVORITE SMELLS? vanilla

7. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS? cat pooh/pee

8. FAVORITE SOUND? upper harmonic in sibalant voices and johnny machine playing drums

9. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? being car sick

10. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? get the gun, get the gun, shoot, shoot, shoot!

11. FAVORITE COLOR: silver, yellow

12. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? i dont answer phones, feeble human

13. FUTURE CHILDS NAME? pheobe or eno

14. WHAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN YOUR LIFE? emily and my record label

16. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? chocolate

17. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? sometimes

18. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? is emily stuffed?

20. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? 87 chevy celebrity, it was white

21. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE WHO WOULD IT BE? zappa / prince / dad’s father who died before i was born

22. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? i dont drink alcohol, foo’

23. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? capricorny

24. DO YOU EAT STEMS OF BROCCOLI? of course

25. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? professional sound capturer

26. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? silver

28. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? it’s neither…the joke’s on you

29. FAVORITE MOVIE? dr strangelove

30. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? sometimes

31. WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED? carpet

32. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 6

33. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? bowling

34. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO MAILED THIS TO YOU: jackie rules and has the best lomo shots ever

35. FROM THE PEOPLE YOU EMAILED, WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? uh.

36. FROM THE PEOPLE YOU EMAILED THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO
RESPOND? mat

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