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On Becoming A Man

So according to the customs of Jewish law, you are a man (or a woman) when you have your Bar (or Bat) Mitzvah. This is complete shit. It’s not really the way things work.

In reality one becomes a man in the eyes of Jewish law when one can go to a Jewish bakery (or bagel shop) and order bagels, lox and cream cheese for a party of 4 without hesitation.