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pessimist, underachiever or a chronic failure

yeah yeahs.  andreea (16k image)I get bouncebacks at work when people’s emails are funky or just are simply not liked. This one came back cos of a auto-generated thank you email for joining the wesite i do at work. I got this one today and laughed outloud.

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why is it the best of yesterday and today?

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From: M. Q.
Sent: Monday, April 22, 2002 8:15 PM
To: vibegrrl @ hot995.com
Subject: Oh yeah…

Oh hey Vybe Gurl…… Yeah… You look REAL good with your cat. in the that picture. It is enough to drive a young buck crazy!!!!!

I got you’re email from…..someone…… but I can’t say who….. He like, ya know… “knows” your friend Sindy…… REALLY WELL……they make out sometimes I have heard…. from some people

He said you get A LOT of messages from psychoes ( I don’t spell nicely). Anyhow, I just want to let you know right away, I am knot psycho (there’s that word again)….”They” tell me it is something like ” acute scizophrenia with violent tendencies, and 3 dislodged vertebrae” ……whatever………. I could operate on people if I read a few biology books toooooooo.

Anywho….. I have attached a picturrre or myself so you can see if yourrr interested in riding around in my 77 Nova with me.

Okay, I’d better go………

Oh, by the way, I am just borrowing this holme boy’s
email.


— “Dua, Lara” wrote:
w, thanks so much for listening!!! You know, I
> think I’ve seen you
> before!!! I have a picture from that SAME
> convenience store!! CRAZY! I’ve
> TOTALLY seen you before!!
>
> you know,um… you’re kinda sexy…maybe you could
> come by the station in
> that nova of yours and we can go for a little ride,
> you know what I’m
> sayin’?
>
> hugs,
> vibegrrl


From: M. Q.
Sent: Tuesday, April 23, 2002 8:24 PM
To: vibegrrl@hot995.com
Subject: RE: Oh

yeah. .astrological.

Hey ! I think we must be connecting! Imagine being in
the same store!

Wow, that is you?! Man, you could TOTALLY be the
soccer mom of my babies !!

I will definitely be over with da Nova. How is
like…5 PM EST. Just listen for the pipes!!

…….allright, I have to confess, I am not really
that HOT guy…

You must have seen that movie or something…

Did you like it? I thought it was really goooood.
Hmmmmm……. I wonder what other things you’re into…
Are you into this stuff ?!