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El Niño My Ass

Dear Mother Nature,

I am no meteorologist, as much as I’d love to be. But what the fuck is up with it being 60°F and it’s not even noon? The forecast actually calls for 71°F here in downtown Baltimore. Something is not right. I think Al Gore is on to something here. El Niño my ass. I can almost remember the days of 4 distinct seasons. Can you? This is the east coast, not friggin’ southern California.

I am pissed. I feel cheated.

Smooches.