It’s 6/6/06. I am ready for all the devil action today. Bring it on.
And speaking of Satan, everyone should go out to their local video store to rent “Wet Hot American Summer.” Movie of the year, hands down. I know it came out in 2001. But it’s still the movie of the year. If you ever went to sleep-away camp as a kid or any camp in general, you will appreciate this movie to no end.
Susie: Before we start, I’d just like to say the campers you’re about to see suck dick! But nevertheless, please welcome them.
Mallrat Girl: There’s got to be another way.
Cure Girl: Maybe we should just let them all die.
Mork Guy: No! My friend Jimmy’s in there!
Cure Girl: You have a friend?
Mork Guy: I’m kidding.
Can of Vegetables: If you wanna smear mud on your ass, smear mud on your ass, just be honest about it. Look Gene, I’ve never told anyone this before, but I can suck my own dick, and I do it a lot.
And a few items in the news that are of note:
Move over Excel, here comes Google Spreadsheets – Sweet idea for those that can’t afford Excel or those who don’t want to take part in the Microsoft sub-par monopoly. Security will be a huge factor.
Microsoft And Adobe: A Fight To The Last Brick? – Adobe, what the heck are you doing?!
NASA developing space vehicle to carry people back to the moon – I presume this means that NASA is insinuating that we actually did land on the moon in the past. Yay for Space Exploration. And as much as I am for it, I’d like to see Librarians in our DC Public Schools first.
Also, Writely was bought by Google this week. It’s just like the Excel thing above. One can word process online. Not a bad idea.