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DC Metro Rules #44 & #291

#44: If you are hovering by the doors and see other people getting ready to exit, it’s generally a good idea to move out of the freaking way so that said riders can exit the train with ease and don’t get crushed by the heavy closing doors. It’s simple physics.

#291: (Not really a rule, but rather a helpful suggestion – a Hints From OM, if you will.) When WMATA decides to put conveniently located trash bins in the middle of the Metro platforms, you applaud them. Why they don’t put huge conveniently placed recycling bins next to these trash bins for newspapers is beyond me. It saddens me to see a trash bin full of recyclable newspapers and the inconveniently located recycling bins off to the side hidden away are empty. People aren’t going to recycle unless it’s ass-easy for them. My god, instead of spending all this money on a “new voice” for Metro why not spend a 1/10th of the cost to put recycling bins in a convenient and efficient location and do something for the greater good. Would it be too much to ask?

Where Did All The Metro Riders Go?

Where was everybody on the Red Line this morning. It was completely deserted. Once I transfered at Gallery Place people started to appear. It was just pretty spooky that there was no one at the platform where I got on at Takoma. And the Metro cars were all empty. I thought perhaps there was an accident or “wreck” as they call it in the south. Which does sort of make sense. Then I thought there was some sort of terrorist attack. But then if there was, there would be announcements or something. Hmmm. You know, because our Federal Government spends all that money on preparing for something like that…

And on a side Metro related note. I just realized how handicap accessible our Metro system is. Sometimes I think about what it would be like to not have legs. You know, this is the sort of topic one thinks about when you work for the government. Or maybe, it’s just me. I don’t think I’ve ever been to a city as accessible as our public transportation system. Montreal? Perhaps it’s because it’s DC and all those laws and requirements begin here. Who knows. Just thought it was an interesting fact that other cities should adopt.

And on another side note, today I wore my Puma Street Cats to walk to work in. At least from my house to the Takoma Station which is about 4 blocks. Puma’s are so much more comfortable than my standard Cole Haan black work shoes which I just change in to at work. At least that is the plan. I’ve been at work for 35 minutes and have yet to change my shoes. Ok, I remember now. The reason I thought about wearing different shoes to work this morning and perhaps on all other mornings was that I went to a recreation.gov meeting over the Department of the Interior yesterday and walked from the Foggy Bottom Metro Station which was about 12 blocks and it kicked my feet apart. Anyways. Ok, time to use your tax dollars wisely.

But lastly I have to say it was great to see my Uncle for the past few days. He was at a huge TV/Media conference here in DC and stayed with us for a few nights. I love that side of my family. The crazy NYers are the best. However, it was sad to see him leave this AM. But we’ll see him soon, I am sure.

DC Metro Rules #65 & #191

#65: When wearing purfume on the Metro. Don’t. Do you smell bad and need to cover up something? Do you have fungus growing somewhere? When you sit down and the person next to you starts swelling up and coughing and sneezing just about 10 seconds after you sit down, don’t you think something was up? I really don’t get you people.

#191: If you are so fat that when going down the escalator you can’t allow people to walk down on the left side, you should proceed to two other options. #1: Take the elevator, Fat Albert. #2: Start walking up and the escalator to let people through to get some damn exercise so eventually when you are tired and don’t want to walk down the escalator others that have the will to walk will be able to. Damn.

But please don’t get me wrong. I love the Metro. Washington DC has the best subway system in America. I just get pretty irritable in the morning. That’s all.