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666

It’s 6/6/06. I am ready for all the devil action today. Bring it on.

And speaking of Satan, everyone should go out to their local video store to rent “Wet Hot American Summer.” Movie of the year, hands down. I know it came out in 2001. But it’s still the movie of the year. If you ever went to sleep-away camp as a kid or any camp in general, you will appreciate this movie to no end.

Favorite quotes:

Susie: Before we start, I’d just like to say the campers you’re about to see suck dick! But nevertheless, please welcome them.

Mallrat Girl: There’s got to be another way.
Cure Girl: Maybe we should just let them all die.
Mork Guy: No! My friend Jimmy’s in there!
Cure Girl: You have a friend?
Mork Guy: I’m kidding.

Can of Vegetables: If you wanna smear mud on your ass, smear mud on your ass, just be honest about it. Look Gene, I’ve never told anyone this before, but I can suck my own dick, and I do it a lot.

And a few items in the news that are of note:

Move over Excel, here comes Google Spreadsheets – Sweet idea for those that can’t afford Excel or those who don’t want to take part in the Microsoft sub-par monopoly. Security will be a huge factor.

Microsoft And Adobe: A Fight To The Last Brick? – Adobe, what the heck are you doing?!

NASA developing space vehicle to carry people back to the moon – I presume this means that NASA is insinuating that we actually did land on the moon in the past. Yay for Space Exploration. And as much as I am for it, I’d like to see Librarians in our DC Public Schools first.

Also, Writely was bought by Google this week. It’s just like the Excel thing above. One can word process online. Not a bad idea.

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Last night Emily and I went to see the sneak peak of Black Hawk Down. Overall is was a great movie. Make sure you dont have any plans after the movie. It’s not really an uplifter. With all this faux-patriotism going on these days, the feable minded audience made up of many o’ radio listeners simply put, weren’t the brightest. There was a point in the movie where these Somalian’s were gunned down by the American Army rather viciously. A few of these feable minded viewers clapped and laughed out loud. My blood started to boil. I yelled something at them in my tiny little rage. I honestly cant even remember what. Who the fuck did they think they were? Maybe i’ll go gun their kids down. Then i’ll point my finger at them and laugh. It wasnt even our war. Don’t we learn from our mistakes. Feable minded Americans. Oh, the glory. Oh, the horror. One thing I thought incredibly interesting was that everytime we visually saw one of “our” people get killed there was always a shot from a helicoptor and you would see a field of bright green grass. No other shots even had a hue of green. Just an odd observation.

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After that we went to the Diner and split a beer and had salads and Matzoh Ball soup. We also talked about with one of our respective friends we would do. I wouldnt tell her which one of her friends I would do at first. For some reason I thought it was pretty evident. I eventually told her, but I am not really sure she believes me. Eh. Funny. Or is it.

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