I was reading The Expectant Father while listening to Funkadelic’s Free Your Mind…And Your Ass Will Follow this morning on the MARC train to DC. I was getting so excited about being a Father as the train pulled up to Union Station that I forgot my Nalgene Moss Green 32oz water bottle. I am sad. But since I did it for the baby, I guess it’s ok. I had to bring myself to buy a $1.25 bottle of (gasp) Aquafina water.
I did it all for the baby. C’mon. The baby. C’mon. So you can take that cookie. And stick it up your, yeah!