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Cedar Point

Overheard office quote of the day:

“YOU ARE TAKING A FAMILY VACATION TO OHIO? Are you on drugs?”

I love my coworkers from New York City.

And Ken Lay is guilty. Hell yeah. Our judicial system works every now and then. Go figure.

you don’t have to be a star to get a cheese sandwich


Friday after work we hit the road to Ohio. 270 and 70 sucked my ass. Traffic sucked, but we played animal, vegetable or mineral. And i stumped Emily 3 times in a row. Bay leaf, the pin to pump up a basketball, and something else i forget now.


This is what i looked like after 2 hours sitting in traffic.


Fright nite we got to the cottage on the lake around 11.30pm. Then we crashed on the most uncomfortable pull out ever.


On Saturday all of Emily’s Dad’s side of the family came over and we ate lots of food and me and Emily took the speed boat out and it broke. We got toe’d back to the shore by some locals. I think they were laughing at us the whole way back. I’d be laughing at us too if i was them.


Sunday me and Emily went to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland. It was great. I saw the drums John Bonham played on for Led Zeppelin II. I saw the lyrics for John Lennon’s Tomorrow Never Knows. I saw Jimi Hendrix’s victrola. I even saw Tiffany’s mini skirt. It was great. I wanna go back and look at all the other stuff we missed.


Then we walked around downtown at the cool buildings and cool draw bridges.


After Cleveland we came back to the Cottage and took the boat out for a bit and had dinner.


Emily did something that made me laugh. Then we drove home. We made good time.


On monday night after we got home Emily cut my hair. Yeah!

boy, u better act like u understand when u roll with pussy control

i'm gonna jack you off...eloso (6k image)The coolest thing anyone could ever say to Mat:

“I really like his [Frank Zappa’s] voice. It’s very full.”

Perfection she is.

Soundtrack for the trip to OHIO:

Mark DeGliAntoni :: horse tricks
Deee-lite :: world clique
Prince :: small club live 8.1.88
Talking Heads :: sand in the vaseline
The Strokes :: is this it
Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers :: best of
Cake :: fashion nugget
Cake :: motorcade of generosity
Unrest :: b.p.m.
Frank Zappa :: joe’s garage acts i, ii & iii
Jimmy Eat World :: bleed american
The Who :: my generation
Devo :: greatest hits (i had to do it)
Trans Am :: futureworld (japanese import)
Trans Am :: s/t (japanese import)

PS. OM has a (guest)book. Damn. This is hot shit, aint it?! Why dont you be a good little boy or girl and sign it. (In the menu, it’s the button right beneath the MONS)