#432 – When it’s rush hour and people waiting on the platforms are flocking in the trains, don’t just sit there frigid in the doorway clinging on the bar like your life depended on it. Please be a good DC citizen, tourist and/or commuter and move to the middle of the train like the operator tells you to. He does so for a reason, so your sorry self can allow other people to take advantage of such a wonderful public service.
#843 – Only talk to people who are reading the book Lies My Teacher Told Me by James W. Loewen. Otherwise don’t crack a word to unknown passengers. You might frighten the locals. (see: #128, Eye Contact)
#876 – The Purple Line simply makes sense. Get it in your head.