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Witness 4 The Prosecution

The Evidence
This is the evidence. Or so they say.

  • Two large trash bags.
  • Two paper grocery bags.
  • And one paper department store bag.

We’ve spent all day using the shredder to get rid of all our sensitive paperwork that we have archived digitally or simply no longer need. It’s kind of amazing. We [heart] our shredder. And we [heart] all the extra space in our filing cabinets. There is something about organization that blows me away. I am one lucky man to have a lady who is so darn organized.

Actually, in reality, this is all the documentation from the embezzling we’ve been doing from the record label over the past few years. Really, it’s a goldmine.