Tag Archive for 'weather'

Don’t Go Outside

Hell Has Flamed Over

If you haven’t already been outside. Don’t. It’s not worth it to anyone. If you are outside, run, don’t walk to your nearest entrance. And get it on. It says 102°F on the widget (that might be in Baltimore County) but my mercury says 98°F. And I am true to my heart.

Jesus Christ. It’s oppressive.

PS. New iMacs! WOO!

When It’s Cold Outside


 (Sorry about the horrible photo)

There’s something about weather in the single digits and the teens that I really love. I am not sure what it is. But I really love the cold. This morning when I woke up at 8am my weather center said it was 12°F. That’s pretty darn toasty cold. It must be in the negatives with the windchill. I am loving life. But then again, if it’s this cold, it surely is a waste for it to not be snowing profusely. Come on Mother Nature, give it to us!

El Niño My Ass

Dear Mother Nature,

I am no meteorologist, as much as I’d love to be. But what the fuck is up with it being 60°F and it’s not even noon? The forecast actually calls for 71°F here in downtown Baltimore. Something is not right. I think Al Gore is on to something here. El Niño my ass. I can almost remember the days of 4 distinct seasons. Can you? This is the east coast, not friggin’ southern California.

I am pissed. I feel cheated.