word to yo momma

So my therapist thinks I may have ADD. Attention Defecit Disorder. It would explain a lot, esp considering my fear of going back to school. I could go into detail explaining why she thinks it may be so, but I don’t have the patience for typing it.


Don’t forget to buy your mother a Mother’s Day gift! Don’t Forget! She’s your mother. She gave birth to you. Take the day to spoil her the right way. There’s no better feeling than that of knowing you’re loved and appreciated by your dear ones. Spoil her, dammit! Or else the Chicken Cow* will come after you.

Had my car inspected yesterday….. Forgot to bring my current insurance card with me…. Oops! So we did the inspection, and I would get a “fail” sticker when finished, which gets removed when I show my valid insurance card. So, Benjamin Franklin was my car inspector. No kidding! I made a comment about him having a “pretty cool name” and he smiled, replying that most people just give a hearty laugh. So I joked around with him for a bit – I was nervous that my baby wouldn’t pass! But she did! You go girl! Anyway, Ben passed me without my insurance card. Told me it was because I was nice to him – I made him laugh. And because I showed him every other insurance card for the past 2 years. Sweet old Ben! Think I’ll name my first son after him…. Benjamin. Always liked that name.

Caught Guster Saturday night. Cinco De Mayo! So, 95% of the crowd seemed to consist of drunk 16 year olds who couldn’t stand up long enough to walk up/down the stairs of the balcony. Yeah, ok – they’re having a good time. But when they started being incredibly obnoxious and disrespecting everyone outside of their designated “party area” seats, it grew annoying. Girls would come over, drop their stuff off in the seats in front of mine, then rush over two rows to the “party”. I told my friend that if one more girl left her stuff, I was going to move it over to the opposite end of the row. I was dead serious. But, the time had come to do so and I wussed out. What if the drunk 16 year old girls came after me!??! I was tough, but not tough enough for the mob that would ensue! Maybe I was just jealous? Ha! Wishful thinking….. Girlfight!

Might have found a friend to drive cross country with me! Allright! She’s actually been referred to as my “sister” quite a few times by plenty o’ strangers each time we’re out. Road Trip!

Gonna catch the Rondelle’s Friday night! I think! Girl Rock!

* If you don’t know what the “Chicken Cow” is, head off to Napster and download said song by Wesley Willis. You will thank me.

3 Responses to “A D D”

  • Thank you for telling me to download Chicken Cow.

  • I feel bad for him, how they exploit wesley…


  • are you a hypocondriact? just kidding rember me i dont know do you know what KIT is? any h ow so you gona drive cross country wana stop in nc and see my house total FREEDOM!!!!!!!! email me sometime and im still waiting for the pic form my wedding ive only asked for 1,00o times!!!

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