Greatest overheard phone conversation of the day from an alleged straight man:
“I am a little disapointed with my summer apparel. Yeah. What to do?
What am I wearing? Oh, jeans. Sandals and a scrumptious button down.”
Hmmm.
I Believe In My Noodly Master, Hon
wait – what constitutes a “scrumptious” button down? can you eat it? someone should give that man a dictionary.
Straight men have never been more gay then they are now. I fully support this new development. I’ve been looking for a guy willing to wear sweater vests for years!
i don’t know; he might just be striking a blow against Heteronormativity. But if he is, he’s very, very brave.
Riigght.
You do know what ponerte en cuatro means, Hilarious!~