i love you man eating vagina

Mat: My suggestion for a Last Minute Holiday Costume Extravaganza:

vag (29k image)

Jeffy: Mat, there’s a similar vagina in the only porno I own, only it’s 8 feet tall and it eats people whole.

I miss the 1970s, when porno could have fantasy storylines, production values, midgets dressed as clowns who only speak in rhyme, and gigantic maneating vaginas.

(The movie is called “F” in case you’re wondering)

Mat: Jeffy, I owe you a humping for that review.

do you want to pee on fred phelps?
61.5% :: yes
38.4% :: no

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