it’s the eno of website

someday i'll have something original on this site.............tersetapes (13k image)You know you grew up in the 80’s when…….

-You know what “Sike” means.
-You know the profound meaning of “Wax on, Wax off.”
-You know that another name for the keyboard is a “Synthesizer.” ?!
-You can sing the McDonald’s Big Mack, Filet-o-fish, quarter pounder, and french fry song.
-You know who Fat Albert is. And who was old boy with the pink mask?
-You ever wore fluorescent, neon clothing. still do
-You could break dance, or wish you could. i so wish…
-You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween. joey?
-You believed that “By the power of Greyskull,” you HAD the power. i still have my battle ax
-Partying “like it’s 1999” seemed so far away. hello no…we can always party like it’s 1999
-You wanted to be on Star Search. but i was
-You wore a banana clip at some point during your youth.
-You remember the garbage pail kids, and owned some. still have my whole collection
-You HAD to have you MTV. never had mtv until college…lack of MTV builds character
-You remember when Atari was a state of the art video game. still is
-You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we’d all be living in space. well at least i am
-You know what leg warmers are and probably had a pair.
-You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish. uuuuuh
-You wore your Izod shirt with the collar up. hell no, you preppy fuckers
-You had a Swatch Watch with the Swatch Guard.
-Your Lego’s collection started with the free sets in a Happy Meal. opus!
-You remember when Happy Meals came in a box, not in a paper bag.
-You had Wonder Woman or Superman underoos.
-You had to change into play clothes after school.
-You owned or knew somebody with a Commodore 64. and they are still better than macs
-Your arm was full of rubber bracelets.
-You had to get up to change the channels, or had one of those noisy “clicky boxes”
-You wore those wide, colorful shoelaces.
-You know where “I want my two dollars” came from. oh my god! the best movie ever
-You still cannot go into the water because of that damn movie Jaws. hell no, i am not going in
-El Debarge’s “Get a Beat to the Rhythm of the Night” plagued the radio every hour. it’s better than that band, LIVE
-You remember life before minivans and SUV’s. down with all soccer moms. you’re giving mothers a bad rap

5 Responses to “it’s the eno of website”


  • Nope, never was either the Incredible Hulk nor Terry Bolea on any Halloween. I was Ray Stanz twice though. So I learned my lesson about being asked if I was a god.

  • Sweet Lord! I just got the magical mystery that is "Better Off Dead". Beautiful stuff.

    "Its a real shame when folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that."

  • I`m sorry your mom blew up.

  • Happy Meals don’t come in boxes anymore?!?!

    Our remote had a cord running to the TV/cable box and a dial on it that only went to 36. So when cable started having more than 36 channels, we were kinda screwed.

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