Monthly Archive for March, 2006

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Home DePoke Me In The Ass

Does anyone else feel like giving a shotgun a blowjob after walking in to Home Depoop?

This time we were there less than 60 minutes and I started getting moderately suicidal.

In other (and good) news our new washer/dryer came yesterday. It’s so pretty and new and front-loading. We’re so efficient, it makes me sick. And yes, I’ve already done 2 loads. Hurt me.


Metro Opens Doors

I heard the new “voice” of Metro this morning. Quite honestly, I wasn’t impressed. Not to mention the awful new two-tone sound they created. Before it was the nice robot voice that fit perfectly with the slightly cold people and clean and simple archetecture of DC. Now it sounds like we’re on the lightrail in Minneapolis. This ain’t no midwestern town, don’cha know.

What’s beneficial is that the “voice” suggests to move to the center of the car. There is nothing more annoying than a bunch of tourists (or people from Virginia – sorry Elle) who don’t understand that packing a car during rush-hour is easier when people move to the center.

I heard there was going to be some sort of countdown for the closing doors. I didn’t hear that this morning, but if they do that in the future, I wouldn’t be surprised if they install BB guns in the walls and start pelting you or shocking you if you get caught in the door. In fact I would prefer that.

PS. I rock. And I’m Cute.

Hey, I’m Just Talking About Breast Feeding!

Love it. Best PSA of 2006. Hands down. [link] Thanks Feets.