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Basic Instinct 2

Basic Instinct 2? Are you kidding me? Why oh why would anyone in their right mind sign up for this movie? Sharon Stone has got to have shit for brains for doing this sequel. I couldn’t fathom why she would do it. I guess I could. She did do the first one. It was doomed from the start. It’s like stop, do not go: I suck. Kill my already over the hill career right now.

Remind me. Was the first one that good? I don’t remember it being that good. Even the snatch shot was pretty mild and way hyped beyond belief. Ooooh, a vagina. Groundbreaking!

In other movie news, Capote was pretty good. I recommend it.

Favorite line from the movie:

Nelle Harper Lee: How did you like the movie? [To Kill a Mockingbird]
Truman Capote: [Mutters to himself later] I don’t see what all the fuss is about.

Oh Where Oh Where Is My Harrison Ford?

Ok, so yes, Harrison Ford’s new movie, entitled “Firewall” opens Friday.

Am I the only one who cringes each time I see the preview?

The plot is pretty logical, but why Harrison agreed to do this movie is beyond me. This caliber of film is more along the lines of Colin Farrell or hell, Keanu Reeves. It simply saddens me to hear of Harrison stooping this low. Where is my Indiana Jones? My Rick Deckard? My Jack Ryan? My Colonel Lucas? Sad days and bad movies are ahead of us all.

Bill Condon’s Kinsey

First off, Happy 1,000th post to me. Crazy.

Wardell Pomeroy: How old were you when you first engaged in sexual activity with a partner?

Research Subject: 14.

Wardell Pomeroy: How?

Research Subject: With horse.

Wardell Pomeroy: [pause] How often were you having intercourse with animals at age 14?

Research Subject: [stunned] It’s true. I fucked a pony. You are genius, how did you know?

Wardell Pomeroy: You just said you had
Wardell Pomeroy: sex with horse.

Research Subject: Nooo… Whores, not horse, *whores*.

Needless to say, Kinsey was a great movie.